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Gun-toting: Lindsay exacts her revenge on the paparazzi by shooting at them with two guns The alcohol-monitoring SCRAM bracelet Lindsay was court-ordered to wear on May 24 is clearly visible around her left ankle, which tarnishes the glamour of the shots.The rest of the movie includes comedy sketches starring Pineapple Express's Bobby Lee and The Green Mile's Michael Clarke Duncan.
The pair are said to have met in Cannes in May, when Lindsay famously missed a court appearance, according to TMZ.
The centre at the wealthy seaside town specializes in opiate and alcohol detox.
It also has other rehab clinics in California and Lohan could possibly be sent to nearby Costa Mesa, adds the website.
She continues: 'I would define my personality as creative, a bit of a night owl, a workaholic, a shopaholic and according to the State of California...
an alcoholic, as well as a threat to all security guards if they work in hotels.'Hitting back at claims she relied on Ronson for financial support, she adds: 'And to put all those rumours to rest I am not broke.
Speaking to the camera, she starts, ‘Hi, my name is Lindsay and I am searching for love. I think, and I am looking for someone who I can spend the rest of my life with – or at least the rest of my probation.’ Referring to her arrest for DUI, she continues, ‘I would define my personality as creative, a bit of a night owl, a workaholic, a shopaholic and according to the State of California…
an alcoholic, as well as a threat to all security guards if they work in hotels.’ Getting a dig in at her DJ ex, Lohan refers to rumours that Ronson attempted to get a restraining order against her: ‘I am looking for a compatible mate who likes a night on the town as long as, he or she, is driving of course, likes ankle monitoring bracelets and doesn’t have family members quick to issue restraining orders.
Sheriff's deputy Steve Whitmore said that Lohan is definitely receiving more mail than other inmates, but she is subjected to the same rules as everyone else.
That means she can only keep 10 letters at a time and she must return those before she can receive another 10.
That would certainly put the kibosh on her estranged father Michael Lohan's request to have her sent to a facility on Long Island on the East Coast.
Lindsay Lohan may have a broken heart after her messy breakup with Samantha Ronson, but that isn't stopping her from poking fun at herself.
But Lindsay does make manage to make light of her current predicament.